So I do know this is not ten books that will make you laugh but I did that topic as a freebie a few weeks ago. Please check it out if you want to stay within the regularly scheduled programming!
Instead I'm going to do a post on a topic that I was disappointed to miss a few weeks ago. That would be:
Ten Characters Everyone Loves But I Just Don't Get or Ten Characters I LOVE But Others Seem To Dislike
I will of course be focusing on my negative feelings because that's just fun. Here Goes.
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1) Celaena Sardothien from the Throne of Glass Series by Sara J. Maas
I've only read the first book in this series and I understand that Celaena may improve on further acquaintance, but in book one she didn't feel like a real person to me and there was far too much tell vs. show in her characterization.
Impulsive/Reckless Characters stress me out and the next two fall into that category:
2) Prunella from Sorceror to the Crown by Zen Cho
I don't hate Prunella but she was definitely a black spot for me on an otherwise fantastic book!
3) Agnieszka from Uprooted by Naomi Novik
Ron asks: Why does ANYONE like me? |
4) Ron Weasley From Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling
My dislike for Ron was realized during my re-read of the entire HP series last year. He's really kind of an ass and I hate that he and Hermione end together.
5) Molly Carpenter from The Dresden Files Series by Jim Butcher
Molly becomes Harry's apprentice, his student when she's a teen - she's like a teen boys fantasy of a woman. She has grown up a bit in recent books but I still get skeeved out by the idea of her and Harry becoming romantically involved and I hate that Butcher always describes her, from Harry's perspective, with an almost lecherous eye.
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6) Karou And Akiva from Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
I think I am the only person on the planet that really didn't like this book and it was mostly because of Karou and Akiva. Neither felt real and Karou is a serious Mary Sue.
7) Paksenarrion from Sheepfarmer's Daughter by Elizabeth Moon
Paks feels like a barren husk just meant to be a storytelling vehicle. She is one of the least interesting and most personality-less main characters I've ever encountered.
8) Vin and Kelsier from Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson
I want to love Brandon Sanderson but I feel like his strengths (based on only the two books I've read) are in deep world-building and developing interesting premises. Characters? Not so much. I think Kelsier is meant to be a charming rogue with a heart of gold but I found him dull.
9) Diana Bishop and Matthew Clairmont from A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
Once again, Diana suffers the fate of being a Mary Sue - too perfect and too boring to be real - and Matthew's an overbearing, controlling ass. Blech. I refuse to post a picture of these folks because apparently there is a HUGE push on the internet for "casting" Richard Armitage as Matthew. Just...No. You will not sully my Armitage.
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Okay, I think I've insulted enough fictional characters for one day. What character makes you scratch your head wondering why everyone loves them?
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