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Monday, February 29, 2016

TOP TEN TUESDAY | Books to Read When You Want to Laugh

Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme for bloggers who like books and lists. It's awesome and is graciously hosted by The Broke and the Bookish.

This week's Top Ten Tuesday topic is.....

Ten Books To Read If You Are In The Mood For X

My X this week will be "laughing". If there is one thing I really love and most appreciate in a book, it is humor. I love a book that makes me laugh/chortle/grin foolishly while reading and for some genres (romance) I find it an essential ingredient. Even better is a book that can make me laugh AND cry (it was better than Cats!) - I think a good word for that is bittersweet? *shrugs* That doesn't completely fit but I like it better than tragicomic which is the other word the internet is suggesting. Anyway, the point is, who among us doesn't admire (or want to be) people that can face the hard things in life with a sense of humor.

Below I will list ten somewhat recently (last 3 years or so) read books that really made me laugh. I've split it down the middle, listing half books that were just flat out delightful and half books that delivered both the funny and the sad. I tried to have a good distribution among genres in each list as well. Ummm... I also went way over the allotted 10. Please forgive me.

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Delightful!

MIDDLE GRADE HISTORICAL

1. The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place Series by Maryrose Wood

This is an utterly charming and hilarious middle-grade series about a young governess name Penelope and her three charges who were raised by wolves in Victorian England. It is peppered with the pithy, hilarious and often wise sayings of the founder of Penelope's alma mater, The Swanburne Academy for Poor, Bright females.

“As Agatha Swanburne once said, 'To be kept waiting is unfortunate, but to be kept waiting with nothing interesting to read is a tragedy of Greek proportions.”

SCIENCE FICTION

2. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

This is classic title so I don't need to explain further about how hilarious this book is. My favorite character may be Marvin the depressed robot.

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

HISTORICAL ROMANCE

3. Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake by Sarah MacLean

As I mentioned, I just can't deal with a romance which is too earnest and dire so naturally my new best friend is Sarah MacLean. Her books are swoonily romantic and are also bursting with witty banter. I love them.

“What do you think of this" he asked, indicating the painting nearby.
She gave him an odd look. "I think it's an enormous painting of a dog."
He made a show of considering the picture and nodded seriously. "An astute observation.”

NON-FICTION

4. Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach/Anything by Mary Roach

Runner up: Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation by Olivia Judson

Mary Roach is a brilliant non-fiction writer about all kinds of science-y type subjects and she handles her topics in a way that is both informational and hilarious. She's my all time favorite non-fiction writer and Gulp is her most recent book.

“Where do you find a stomach on a Thursday afternoon in Reno? "Chinatown?" suggests someone. "Costco?" "Butcher Boys." Tracy pulls his phone from a pocket. "Hello, I'm from the university" - the catchall preamble for unorthodox inquiries.”

I actually read Dr. Tatiana's many years ago but I thought I'd mention it if your looking for entertaining science writing. It addresses the evolution of sex in the format of a sex advice column for all sorts of critters.

CONTEMPORARY MYSTERY

5. The Thousand Dollar Tan Line and Mr. Kiss and Tell by Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham

If you watched Veronica Mars on TV you'll remember its trademark clever wit. The books based on the show carry on the tradition. If your familiar with the show you'll also know that it skirted the bittersweet line as well but because my dominant feeling coming out of these books was delight, I'm putting them here. The books are really great mysteries to boot. I hope they continue to do more....

“I’m beginning to view democracy as the Siri of political systems. So much better in theory.” -Mr. Kiss and Tell

SCIENCE FICTION

6. The Martian by Andy Weir

Mark Watney is my fictional boyfriend. A scientist, and astronaut and totally and dreamily funny. He's an adorable smart ass, even while trapped on Mars.

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

URBAN FANTASY

7. The Peter Grant Series by Ben Aaronovitch

This was the series that won me over to Urban Fantasy which hadn't been a favorite genre. The stories are a lot of fun and Peter is an incredibly engaging main character particularly because he's got a fantastic sense of humor.

“Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes rule. Had I stumbled on the lair of dangerous plant geneticists?”

URBAN FANTASY

8. The Rook by Daniel O'Malley

This is a unique book focusing on an administrator in a government spy agency that protects Great Britain from supernatural threats. Problem is this administrator has total amnesia and the only way she knows anything is from the notes she left herself before she lost her memory. It's totally fun and has a lovely dry sense of humor.

“Yes, Minister, it turns out that there was a mysterious force that caused that plane to crash. We call it gravity.”

PLAY

9. An Ideal Husband by Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde is legendary for his wit and An Ideal Husband is one of his best plays with all the droll lines by Lord Goring.

“I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.”

BITTERSWEET.

WESTERN

10. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

This book. It is one of the funniest and saddest and best I've ever read.

“It's like I told you last night son. The earth is mostly just a boneyard. But pretty in the sunlight, he added”

NON-FICTION

11. Let's Pretend this Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

Jenny Lawson examines her somewhat unconventional childhood with some appreciation and a lot of hilarity.

“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.”

CONTEMPORARY MYSTERY

12. Longmire Mystery Series by Craig Johnson

A dry humor juxtaposed with an austere landscape and the tragedy of murder. Focused on the sheriff of a rural Wyoming County.

“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's Pancake Day." I thought about shooting myself. I could see the headlines: Sheriff shoots self, unable to face pancakes.”

FICTION

13. Shine Shine Shine and How to Tell Toledo from the Night Sky by Lydia Netzer

Lydia Netzer's style is a little quirky and weird and it's not for everyone but I love it. These books manage to be funny and achingly poignant at the same time often times highlighting the absurdities of life.

“This is the way it was in Yates County. Bald Girls. Wild boys formed from math. Geniuses all around, just waiting to be discovered, or waiting to rot in trailers behind their parents' barns, die penniless, mourned only by the Amish from whom they bought all those eggs.”

SCIENCE FICTION

14. The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell

This book is brutal but also so so funny. A highly recommended read!

“Faced with the Divine, people took refuge in the banal, as though answering a cosmic multiple-choice question: If you saw a burning bush, would you (a) call 911, (b) get the hot dogs, or (c) recognize God? A vanishingly small number of people would recognize God, Anne had decided years before, and most of them had simply missed a dose of Thorazine.”

GRAPHIC NOVEL

15. Fables Series by Bill Willingham

This is probably my favorite graphic novel series and it can be equally delightful and truly devastating.

“Freedom is sloppy. But since tyranny's the only guaranteed byproduct of those who insist on a perfect world, freedom will have to do.”

HISTORICAL FICTION

16. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon

This is a truly lovely and entertaining historical fiction book. It's set in Spain and has a little bit of everything, mystery,history, romance, drama and a good bit of humor as well. It also has a lot of lovely passages about books and reading.

“Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.”

HISTORICAL MYSTERY

17. Flavia De Luce Series by Alan Bradley

This series and its 12 year old protagonist are totally delightful but the humor overlays what in reality is a very sad and dysfunctional family.

“It is not unknown for fathers with a brace of daughters to reel off their names in order of birth when summoning the youngest, and I had long ago become accustomed to being called 'Ophelia Daphne Flavia, damn it.”

FANTASY

18. The Gentleman Bastards series by Scott Lynch

Runner Up: The First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie

Both of these series are brutal and violent but also have very fun (and somewhat filthy so beware) senses of humor which is what makes them so brilliant.

“I can't wait to have words with the Gray King when this shit is all finished," Locke whispered. "There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?” - The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch

“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.” - The Last Argument of Kings, Joe Abercrombie

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That does it for me? What are your go to books when you just want to laugh? Or maybe laugh and then cry a little? I'd love some recommendations!

Sunday, February 28, 2016

REVIEW | Romance | Romancing the Duke by Tessa Dare

Romancing the Duke by Tessa Dare

Publication Year: 2014

Genre: Historical Romance

Series: Castles Ever After, #1

Awards: NA

Format: Audio (from Library)

Narrator: Carmen Rose

WHY?: I love me the heck out of some Regency romances and Tessa Dare had been recommended to me many times. This was my first foray into her books!

SYNOPSIS: Izzy (Isadora) Goodnight is the spinster daughter of a very famous and well-loved fiction author whose books have his daughter as one of the characters. Even though she and her father are both famous when he dies he leaves her nothing and even the proceeds of his book sales go to a male relative who despises her.

The "meet cute" is quite unique in this novel. Izzy is at her wits end after losing her father, so her relief is immense when she finds out a distant acquaintance has left her a bequest in his Will. She travels to the specified location, which turns out to be a big moldy castle to meet the executor and finds out that the castle is in fact her bequest. The problem is there is already somebody living there and he, Ransom Vane the Duke of Rothbury, is under the impression that he owns the castle and that it wasn't Izzy's acquaintance's to bequest. Izzy can not relinquish this only chance for her to have some security so she will not leave but Ransom has equally compelling reasons why he needs to stay.

Ransom and Izzy proceed to banter/flirt/argue up a storm all the while struggling with their overpowering attraction to one another. Their love story is fine and there is plenty of chemistry between the characters but it was not my favorite part of the story. They have the hots for each other pretty much immediately and despite the fact that they are in conflict, Izzy does not resist his bullying advances. She is not concerned with protecting her virtue and it doesn't take too long for them to end up in bed together. The real conflict is breaking down the barriers they both have towards emotional intimacy and commitment.

In my humble opinion, where this book shines is the character of Izzy and her whole backstory. She could be infuriating at times like when she keeps coming down and reading in the room where the Duke is sleeping which to me seemed pretty rude and invasive and just weird. However, I loved the overall contradiction of her personae. She is extremely compassionate, non-judgmental and in her heart of hearts still very romantic which clashes with the constant examples of human folly that have been thrust upon her, her whole life. Dare manages to carry off making Izzy both sweet and sentimental while also being quite practical and very grounded in reality. She's the perfect foil/match for Ransom who is cold-hearted and was raised to be super self-sufficient and to not rely on anyone. He needs Izzy's more compassionate sentimental side to break through the barriers he's erected but he also needs that practical, self-sufficient side of her to feel the kinship. It's a nice thoughtful combo!

Another really nice element of the plot is the running comparison throughout the books of Ransom and Izzy's "real world" romance and the ideal romantic courtly love portrayed in Izzy's father's books. It adds some really nice texture to the books as well as a whole cast of wacky side characters including a band of roving Cosplayers.

Another need I have of my romance is that it must be funny and this definitely has a lot of great humor. The banter is pretty good and Ransom in particular is very funny. It keeps the story light.

“He let his eyes flitter over her. “I don’t see anything ‘precisely.’ I can tell you’re slender. I can see you’re wearing white, or some light color. Your face is pale, your lips are reddish. And there appears to be a dark brown octopus attacking your head.”
“That’s my hair.”
Ransom shrugged. “You asked what I see. I see tentacles.”

To be honest I don't remember the narration very well but that generally means that it was perfectly acceptable and well done.

Final Verdict: This was a relatively unique Regency Era romance with a really great heroine and an especially fun story. Fun but not entirely fluffy. I liked it a lot! 4 out of 5 Stars.

Other Opinions Are Available: Smart Bitches, Trashy Books | Reflections of a Book Addict

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Saturday in the Garden | Who are you and what have you done with the real Winter?

OUTSIDE

It's in the mid-60s today, deceptively hinting at Spring. A friend even mentioned seeing her first red-winged blackbird which is one of my favorite harbingers that winter is coming to a close. It is nice to get February out of the way, and March is usually kinder, but I am still cautious. I did a little bit of yard clean up today, mostly cleaning up the accumulated Winter dog poo - Fun! Not my favorite chore but it was nice to do something productive outside. Now I'm ready for a nap. Obviously still in my Winter malaise!

LIFE

I'm counting down the days until things at work calm down. I've got one more week of crazy and then it will still be pretty busy but not quite at the frenetic chaos levels which it is currently.

WATCHING, READING and BLOGGING

Watching

Nothing much. I've been comfort watching selected episodes of Stargate SG1.

Reading

Finished Last Week:

A World Without Princes (The School for Good and Evil #2) by Soman Chainani: This is a super fun middle-grade series and is one of the series I identified as one I'd like to put in the finished column.
Still Life With Murder by P.B. Ryan (Nell Sweeney Mystery #1): This is historical mystery series set in mid nineteenth century Boston with a female protagonist. I picked it up because it was mentioned in a Book Riot list about favorite love declarations.

Currently Reading:

One Magic Square by Lolo Houbein: A gardening book about maximize food production in a small space. An ARC from Netgalley (though I think it's an older title).
Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones: A stand alone novel I ran across at the local used book store knowing nothing about it except that it was by Diana Wynne Jones:0). It is taking its time to get going so I hope it picks up the pace soon, simply because that's what I'm in the mood for now. It has an awesome atmosphere, though, that is really sticking with me.
American Rose by Karen Abbott: A biography of Gypsy Rose Lee.
The Woman Who Rides Like a Man (Song of the Lioness #3) by Tamora Pierce: Finally getting back to this series - not sure why it took me so long!

Added to the TBR:

This is a list of books that I have added to my Goodreads TBR list this week. It helps to burn the books I want to read a little more firmly into my mind, maybe get them on some other folks TBRs and gives me a chance to recognize a lot of the awesome bloggers that add stuff to my TBR!

Grimspace (Sirantha Jax #1) by Ann Aguirre: A science fiction adventure which was recommended as having a great female protagonist. Obviously I have been digging the Book Riot podcasts lately as this and the one below both got on my TBR from their Get Booked podcast.
Gemsigns (Evolution #1) by Stephanie Saulter: Gems is a name for a genetically modified human in a post dystopian Earth. This was also recommended on the Get Booked Podcast.

Blogging

On the BLOG LAST WEEK:

TUESDAY: Top Ten Tuesday | Books I loved even though they weren't my usual thing.
WEDNESDAY: REVIEW | Steal the Sky by Megan O'Keefe. 3 out of 5 stars
THURSDAY: Parent Of Virtues - Week 8. I am experimenting with the 365 Grateful project to help me be more mindful and less of a crabby ass.

On the BLOG NEXT WEEK:

I will be travelling for work so not much chance to post this week. I'll see what I can get scheduled ahead of time. The Top Ten Tuesday topic this week is interesting - "ten books to read when you are in the mood for X".

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Parent of Virtues - Week 8

Wow. Two months into the year. Still trying to be cognizant of at least one thing each day that I am thankful for or that at least makes me smile. Some days are more random than others:0).

2/18/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139574124648/im-grateful-for-making-it-through-the-last-two

2/19/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139671285343/i-love-seeing-the-moon-in-the-daytime-it-reminds

2/20/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139671415138/seeds-glorious-seeds

2/21/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139759475323/i-love-being-able-upon-occasion-to-bring-my-dogs

2/22/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139819882948/the-floodplain-looking-stoic-and-starkly

2/23/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139883814968/i-usually-go-a-year-or-more-between-haircuts-so-it

2/24/2016

http://rudejasper.tumblr.com/post/139948304888/to-day-im-gonna-be-thankful-for-dexys-midnight

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

REVIEW | Fantasy | Steal the Sky by Megan O'Keefe

Steal the Sky by Megan O'Keefe
Publication Year: 2016
Genre: Science Fiction
Series: The Scorched Continent #1
Awards: NA
Format: Advanced Reader Copy from Angry Robot. Receiving the book for free does not impact my review.
Narrator: NA

WHY?: Flying Sailing Ships! The blurb gave me Firefly feels.

SYNOPSIS: Aransa is a mining city in an environmentally hostile area known as the Scorched. At one point it was apparently a tropical paradise but war or some similar event in the past has wiped out all vegetation. What the area is rich in is Selium. Sel is a gaseous substance that creates energy and supports flight and it can be manipulated by people known as Sel-sensitives. Because of their abilities, Sel sensitives have become almost a slave caste - they are forced to work in the mines or in other dangerous and subservient positions. And at least one of them isn't gonna take it anymore. Unfortunately for petty conman Detan, he gets sucked right into the middle of a couple of clashing plots along with his sidekick Tibs and the City Watch Captain Ripka.

It is almost certainly a mistake to go into a book with expectations that it will be like this-thing-that-I-love-so-hard. It is a thrill when it actually is like the thing but more often than not, it is its own beast and that's okay. Okay but disappointing. Steal the Sky was not Firefly in book form. There isn't even a single character that really evoked the Firefly cast though if you squinted real hard Detan and his not-really-sidekick Tibs bare a passing resemblance to Mal and Zoe. But then they call people chums and women lasses and I was wondering if I'd strayed into the middle of Bertie Wooster's holiday in Scotland. The point is, I had unfair expectations. Don't make my mistake or you might find yourself disappointed.

Because I was slightly disappointed in Steal The Sky. Partly because of my confession above - totally my fault - but partially because the book had a LOT of promise which wasn't fulfilled. The story and characters just never quite gelled for me.

But let me back up and talk about what did work. The world building and the magic system was very, very cool. The city of Aransa worked as a colorful and rough-and-tumble backdrop for the story. An island of survival in the middle of a deadly desert. It was conquered or established (or something) by Valathea but it is no longer under that country's or far off city's rule. Maybe. I found the political plot line very confusing and at least for me it could have used a lot more fleshing out.

It was fine though because the heart of the story is really the sel sensitives and their plight. They have this special and very cool ability but instead of it giving them power in society, they are basically enslaved. They do perhaps have more financial stability than the other poor people but they risk their lives every day and are not at all compensated the way they should be. No one really wants to admit they are sel sensitive, especially if their abilities are strong and they can manipulate Sel in more complicated ways than just moving it. Those talents mean they are dangerous and it does make them powerful. So this is kind of a rebellion story. It starts with a lone woman, Pelkaia, a very strong sel manipulator who has a gripe with the powers that be. By the end of the book, her personal vendetta has gotten mixed up with a larger political play and she may have, in fact, started a revolution.

Pelkaia is an enigmatic figure throughout the book, partially because we so rarely see her being herself - she is usually masquerading as others behind a sel mask. I liked that she was a character whose motives may be understandable and sympathetic but who takes things a little too far into the dark side. The other main characters are as mentioned, Detan who is a con man, petty crook and all around okay guy. Ripka is the Watch Captain of Aransa with a reputation for being tough but fair and very well respected. She and Detan have crossed paths before. Beyond these three perspective characters, the cast is rounded out by Tibs, Detan's laconic sidekick and the big bad antagonist Thratia who seems to have some shady political goals and is throwing her weight around in Aransa using her fearsome reputation.

I liked the characters okay but really wanted more from them. I was very intrigued by Ripka but the narrative ended up spending very little time with her and she is never really fleshed out. Detan was inoffensive but I never really got a sense of who he was despite the fact that most of the narrative sticks with him. Basically, all the characters have aspects that feel real but they never felt real as a whole. This unfortunately bleeds into their relationships. Detan gets all worked up when Ripka gets in trouble and risks his life to save her but they don't really interact all that much in the book and the book in no other way makes it clear that they are any more then acquaintances so it feels odd. I could've gotten behind a few hints of romance around the two - I love a good bad-ass female rule follower-free wheeling con artist pair up but the author doesn't really go there. I think? Detan seems to have strangely sentimental feelings about many of the female characters so it's hard to know.

Beyond the characters not totally working, I also thought the pacing was a tad slow and the tone a little too serious. I wanted wisecracking wit and mad-cap escapades and it feels like the book was set up to have those things but it just didn't. It's not grim-dark or anything but it doesn't get close to the light and airy concoction that could have made this akin to a heist book.

The bottom line is that this really felt like a debut novel. One with promise but needing a good bit more polish and practice. It is not bad by any means and was a solid three star read for me. It may have snuck up to 3.5 if I hadn't had those Firefly expectations. I'll be interested in what Megan O'Keefe writes in the future.

FINAL VERDICT: This book was an enjoyable fantasy novel with a lot of promise that just didn't quite deliver on that potential. I will keep a look out for Megan O'Keefe's future books but not obsessively so. 3 out of 5 stars.

Other Opinions Do Exist: Beauty in Ruins | Lynn's Book Blog |

Monday, February 22, 2016

TOP TEN TUESDAY | Books I Shouldn't have Liked Except that I Did

Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme for bloggers who like books and lists. It's awesome and is graciously hosted by The Broke and the Bookish.

This week's TTT is all about feeling uncomfortable and loving it.

Sorry. I've been a little obsessed with IT Crowd gifs lately. Anyhoo, this is the exact topic wording:

Ten Books I Enjoyed Recently (last yearish) That Weren't My Typical Genre/Type of Book (or that was out of your comfort zone)

One of my biggest disappointments in myself last year is that I did not push my comfort zone at all. As a result this won't be a long list but I do have a few.

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1) Contemporary YA

I have no interest in reading contemporary YA but apparently adding even the tiniest bit of magic or unreality makes it totally my jam. In the last year, I have not only enjoyed but really loved The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater, The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black, Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor.

2) Contemporary Mystery

I usually prefer my mysteries historical or British but I've read a couple of contemporary non-British mysteries this year that I adored. The first two books in the Longmire mystery series by Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish and Death Without Company and Still Life by Louise Penny. And there were of course the Veronica Mars mysteries (more below).

3) Media Tie-ins

These are not exactly out of my comfort zone but I guess I'd always been a bit snobbish about them, assuming they would be poorly written and lame. The Veronica Mars tie-in mysteries (The Thousand Dollar Tan Line and Mr. Kiss and Tell) convinced me to give them a shot and they were so awesome, they created a monster. I went on to read 10 Doctor Who novels and made one of my reading resolutions for 2016 to read more tie-ins with a specific goal of wanting to dive into Star Wars. Yup. A total monster.

4) Horror

So I enjoy a good horror flick and am not in the least wimpy about them but books or even short stories in the horror genre do nothing for me. I don't know if it's the prolonged nature of the scare or what. I had a couple books in the recent past that sort of skirted along the edges of horror and I really liked them! The Haunting of Maddy Clare by Simone St. James was a creepy little ghost story/mystery/romance and Mister Slaughter by Robert McCammon was a great favorite historical thriller/mystery that had some pretty strong horror elements. I think the key for me was that they mashed up genres like nobody's business.

5) Romantic Suspense

So this isn't really outside of my comfort zone but it also wasn't really a sub-genre I had any interest in previously. However, This Rough Magic by Mary Stewart totally delighted me and really The Haunting of Maddy Clare mentioned above could slide into this category. Id like to read more romantic suspense.

6) Meandering Narrative

I don't generally like books that seem to be written without too much of a plan but my favorite book of last year was exactly that. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry is a totally brilliant book with characters you won't soon forget.

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I think that about does it. I warned you it would be a boring list. I'm gonna try to push myself a little bit more in 2016 though so far not so good. Thank goodness it's only February, eh?

So what kind of books would you say is most out of your comfort zone? Read any books lately that surprised you?

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. It's an addiction.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Saturday in the Garden - Seeds Glorious Seeds!

OUTSIDE

It's been in the 50s Fahrenheit the last two days. In February. In IOWA. It feels warm enough to head out and plant the early plants. I'm tempted to sow some sugar snap peas and other really cold tolerant stuff and see how early a harvest I could get. Sure the ground might freeze up again but maybe they could take it?

Last Week

This Week: what a difference a couple of 50 degree days make

Speaking of seeds all my orders arrived in a fanfare of angelic trumpets. Okay, so the trumpets were in my head but the point is, it was exciting. I was a little nervous when putting my order in because I had a really hard time finding my favorite variety of heirloom green beans - Empress. Not sure what the deal was and why they were so scarce but was glad to get my hands on some seed.

LIFE

Being introverted can sometimes be a real drag. The last three days of this week were almost constant social interaction which resulted in me feeling completely drained and exhausted. I should have slept well but instead I had nights plagued by stress dreams. Last night, I dreamed that I was being forced to work in one of two bars in a small town with no training or orientation. It took me 45 minutes to make a vegetarian burrito this woman ordered out of bar garnishes. Then when crowds and crowds of people started ordering drinks none of the ingredients for said drinks were in one bar or the other. I kept having to run back and forth between the bars - gin from one, ginger ale at the other, lime back at the first one - and everybody kept ordering these fantastically complicated drinks. Sheesh.

As a former waitress many of my stress dreams revolve around waiting on people - what about you? Do you have stress dreams and do they take a familiar form?

WATCHING, READING and BLOGGING

Watching

Nothing much. I've been comfort watching selected episodes of Stargate SG1.

Reading